t Took Carla Bruni-Sarkozy 35 attempts to buy a baguette - I think we've all been in shops like that.
The first lady of France, as long as you don't count Franck Ribery's teenage prozzie, is appearing in the latest Woody Allen film. It's shot in Paris, and thousands wish she would be.
Carla has a small walk-on part in the new movie Midnight In Paris - she trained by walking on her small husband - but was so useless during shooting she had 35 takes to film one small scene. She speaks three languages, and can't act in any.