Dimitar I

Music... it doesn't move me... often. Only pussies dance. lol, kidding... not really though. Love a good rock or metal concert. But also like to sing along to a retarded Weird Al Parody. Gotta mention that Chalga sux, bulgarians know what I mean.

Best movie of all times - Shawshank Redemption. If you have a diffrent opinion, it's most likely stupid if not insulting to both the movie industry and rational thinking. If that's the case, keep it to yourself and you're less likely to be insulted and verbaly abused right of the bat.

Farscape, SG-1, Atlantis, Andromeda, etc. Friends, Married with Children, Two Guys and a Girl, etc.

Mostly Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Detective Stories. Hopefully I'll one day write at least one book for each of these genres.

Football(the real football not the american game they chosed to call football on account of the original name "Grab my ass, grab my ball, throw it to the other guy, so the entire opposing team can jump him and rape him" being way too long. Also I like volleyball and table tennis/ping pong. Reached the finals of the National Woodball Championship at my first try at it.

I'm into worshiping... myself, lol kidding(but not really:P). I'm into gaming/programming and such pc-related activities. Also various sports: football, volleyball, table tennis, etc. I read a lot, try to write a little, have a few fans.

I used to dream of lots of stuff. Now my only dream seems to be to get back to dreaming of all those.

For one, I'm not a retard. Not that I have anything against retards - some of my best friends are ugly retards(hi guys!)... I run on sense of humor, so... every other feature I would have is overshadowed by that. Take it or leave it, it is what it is.

It takes one joke to like me... the second one will probably offend you, one conversation to get me... the second one will probably offend you. What can I say, I push it. As long as you're interesting, I'll keep pushing it...

Did revision 4 on my tagged info. Kept a few of the previous jokes. And added a joke or two. Hope you like it... even if you wouldn't like me.