☘Elizabeth I.M☘ luvs Scott ☘

Thunder Rolls - Garth Brooks...Pray for You - Jarod and the Long Road to Love....Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood...Creep - TLC...

"Fatal Attraction"...There is just something appealing about a crazy woman who will cook up a rabbit for the man she loves while tormenting him and his wife..."What Lies Beneath"...nothing quite like killing your lover so your wife doesn't find out about it only to have her come back and haunt your ass!..."Diary of a Mad Black Woman", need I say more really? OH aside from the fact that she was cheated on and got back at him...."Disclosure"...HELL YEAH I would sleep with you too for a million dollars because Hell..no fallout from that one!...."A Perfect Murder" Well don't we all want to hire a hitman when we find out our spouse has cheated? lol...and my FAVORITE..."John Tucker Must Die"...Ok its bad enough when you cheat on ONE woman...but when 3 find out and set you up...wait, I think I know this one... LMAO

To attract as many married and unavailable men as I can so I can be fooled into thinking that there are real men out there who are not LYING CHEATING GOOD FOR NOTHING DOGS!!!...oh I mean to meet Prince Charming fall in love and run away to his castle...damn I can't seem to get away from the fairy tales...

My "I am really dumb and I know you are going to underestimate my intelligence and try to outsmart me" look in my pictures.

I am an undersexed nympho...it is really too much to ask to just get laid like all the time? If you guys could please help a girl out I am not picky at all and will accept all reasonable offers...I take that back...I will accept ALL offers regardless of how cliche' the line is..how many women you have slept with, this week...and believe me the more you drag your knuckles the more turned on I get!

Married men or men who just want to forget they live a total loser life...I can understand that you sit in your parents basement, in front of the computer screen, seeing all these hot young men taking all the hot young women while you crack your beer and light another cigarette in the dark...your face dimly lit by the romantic glow of the computer screen...I truly enjoy getting to know men who keep their wives or girlfriends a secret! There is just something completely liberating and refreshing in knowing that you have been lied to for the entire relationship...OH and men, its even better when you think you can outsmart me and pull one over...I do enjoy a good challenge.

To be a cougar and actually fall for all those STUPID dumb ass lines the boys just out of diapers throw at me...because OH GOD YES...You KNOW that by telling me you want to see my tits and that I am so sexy you are just unable to control yourself and how you would love to suck on them gets me soooooo worked up and ready to go!!!

IF you are actually foolish enough to believe all of what I said then its likely that you are one of the aforementioned men and to be honest I am truly impressed you made it to the end of my profile. However if you are a reasonably intelligent individual and realize that this perhaps is just a facetious mockery of the genus "Neanderthal" then you may actually posses enough brain cells to carry on a conversation that consists of actual sentence formations using correct grammar and spelling.

The author of the page is not held responsible for the readers inability to understand big words nor held responsible for the reader not being able to comprehend complex text such as "redundancy".