BLOOP

RUSH - everything else is just noise! Except for John Mayer - he's pretty cool too!

A Clockwork Orange - "Viddy well little brother, Viddy Well!"

South Park, Lost, Star Trek

The one I wrote - BLOOP: Irreverant 'Toon Tales!

Hockey - Go Detroit Red Wings!

Money, Beer, Philosophy, Webcomics, Strippers

To have giant piles of cash!

Chest

Hi, I'm Joseph 'Joe' Morton and I draw the webcomic BLOOP - check it out at: www.bloopcomic.com

Smart with Red Hair, Big Boobs and Freckles

Fabulous Las Vegas, Baby!

Attorney, Cartoonist and Part-Time Pirate!

I have a reverse Prince Albert

BA in Philosophy from UNC-Wilmington; Juris Doctorate from Thomas M. Cooley Law School in Lansing, Michigan

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

Michelob Ultra, Brador (it's Canadian but still rocks), Kirner Pilsner (it's German and definately rocks)!

A lot of people take issue with the 'it's complicated' option. They say your either in a relationship or your not. These people are basically idiots! Trust me, the shit can be complicated!

Anything else you'd like to know about me - just ask!